The Uncreamery – Crimson King

Size: 8oz

❅ Cold Shipped ❅

About This Product

Experience a delectable fusion of sweet, smoky, and spicy with The Uncreamery’s Crimson King. This almond-based artisan block is an innovative blend of zesty jalapeños, smoky chipotle peppers, and tart cranberries. The result is a complex, layered flavor profile that balances heat with a touch of fruitiness. Meltable, shreddable, and incredibly versatile, this semi-firm cheese is the perfect “showstopper” for your next plant-based cheese board or gourmet sandwich.

Ingredients

• Almond Milk (Water, Almonds)
• Organic Refined Coconut Oil
• Modified Potato Starch
• Tapioca Starch
• Modified Corn Starch
• Organic Chickpea Miso Paste (Rice Koji, Chickpeas, Sea Salt, Well Water, Koji Spores)
• Pickled Jalapeños (Jalapeños, Water, Vinegar, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Turmeric)
• Salt
• Organic Dried Cranberries (Cranberries, Sugar, Sunflower Oil)
• Yeast Extract
• Mushroom Seasoning (Mushroom Extract, Mushroom Powder)
• Organic Apple Cider Vinegar
• Mushroom Extract
• Lactic Acid

Allergens: Almonds, Coconut

Dietary Notes: Vegan, Gluten-Free, Soy-Free, Sweet & Spicy

Shipping and Storage

This product is cold-shipped to maintain its artisanal quality. Keep refrigerated and enjoy within 3-7 days after opening. While freezing is not recommended for fresh slicing (as it may alter the texture), the block remains excellent for melting if grated or sliced directly from a frozen state.

Nutrition Information

Serving Size: 1 oz. (28g)

Servings Per Container: 8

Calories: 70

Total Fat: 6g (Sat. Fat 5g, Trans. Fat 0g)

Cholesterol: 0mg

Sodium: 210mg

Total Carbs: 6g (Fiber 0g, Total Sugars 0g)

Protein: 0g

Vitamin D 0% • Calcium 0% • Iron 0% • Potassium 0%

FAQs

What does the Crimson King taste like?

It’s a “holiday party in a block.” You get the creamy richness of the almond base, followed by the tart snap of cranberries, finishing with a warm, smoky tingle from the chipotle and jalapeños. It’s sweet, savory, and spicy all at once.

Does it melt well?

Yes! Unlike some nut-based cheeses that remain stiff, The Uncreamery’s blocks are formulated to melt and stretch. It’s fantastic in a panini or melted over a festive veggie burger.

How spicy is this compared to the Ghost Pepper Jack?

The Crimson King is much milder than the Ghost Pepper Jack. While the jalapeños and chipotle provide a zesty kick, the cranberries and almond base keep the heat at a manageable “medium” level that most people can enjoy.